“I have always tried to be involved in articulating a sensible solution to this"

[breathedout]

breathedout: for the half hour I’ve been sitting at the [airport] gate, no matter what has been playing on the tv, the closed captioning just scrolls through the sentence:
breathedout: “I have always tried to be involved in articulating a sensible solution to this, this chain to a number of folks”
breathedout: over and over again
breathedout: right now it’s playing over video of someone frosting a cake
greywash: ahahahahhahahahahaha oh dear
breathedout: now it’s advertising a documentary about richard nixon
breathedout: now it’s narrating schoolchildren making sculptures out of water bottles, and so on
breathedout: even though I know it’s nonsense, my brain keeps looking at it & trying to make meaning by connecting it to the image
breathedout: now it’s pretending to be the story mark zuckerberg’s sister is telling a reporter about the pranks she & mark used to play on their mom
greywash: wowwwww

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[tellitslant]

I kind of want this to be a ficathon prompt now.