In glancing at the cut text I saw "Zelda/Sheila" and my immediate response was "oh, hbbo ships my girl! Who's Zelda I wanna know all about this--no wait this is not my Sheila this is some other Sheila." Then, less than a second later, I saw "Zelda/Sheila/Alice" and had the exact same thought.

Maybe this is a sign that I should go back to working on my novel...?

Nah, can't be.