I KNOW, ahahahaha I found that totally hilarious as well. It reads like the porn was sponsored by a rubber manufacturer!
"Oh Tara," Willow moaned. "I can't get enough of this dual-density body-safe silicon from Vixskin!"
"And," Tara panted, thrusting into her, "the Jaguar harness, made of faux leather for easy cleanup, is fully adjustable for maximum comfort and accuracy!"
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Date: 2019-03-11 08:41 pm (UTC)"Oh Tara," Willow moaned. "I can't get enough of this dual-density body-safe silicon from Vixskin!"
"And," Tara panted, thrusting into her, "the Jaguar harness, made of faux leather for easy cleanup, is fully adjustable for maximum comfort and accuracy!"