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Apr. 15th, 2026 12:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
conulyJust went to the store, spent over $90 for half a week's groceries just for me.
This is not sustainable, but it's not going to get better any time soon.
I could eat at work, but let's be clear, I don't much like the housekeeper's cooking, they rarely have in stock what I'd need to make my own food the way I like it (other than eggs), and also I have some weird food issues around... I don't really know. Eating other people's food? But not at a restaurant where it's okay? Maybe it's smelling the food? I honestly do not know, that's what makes these issues weird. (But even if I didn't, she boils the poor vegetables to death.)
This is not sustainable, but it's not going to get better any time soon.
I could eat at work, but let's be clear, I don't much like the housekeeper's cooking, they rarely have in stock what I'd need to make my own food the way I like it (other than eggs), and also I have some weird food issues around... I don't really know. Eating other people's food? But not at a restaurant where it's okay? Maybe it's smelling the food? I honestly do not know, that's what makes these issues weird. (But even if I didn't, she boils the poor vegetables to death.)
At a different residence tonight
Apr. 14th, 2026 09:51 pmconulyOne of the staff has the same name as one of the residents, and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out.
Criminal Minds: Fanfiction: Joke's on You
Apr. 14th, 2026 08:15 pminfinitum_noctem posting in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
fan_flashworksTitle: Joke's on You
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters: Emily Prentiss
Rating: G
Length: 58 words
Summary: 3 sentence fic. Emily's dream job may be just a dream.
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Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters: Emily Prentiss
Rating: G
Length: 58 words
Summary: 3 sentence fic. Emily's dream job may be just a dream.
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the road goes ever on and on
Apr. 14th, 2026 10:52 pmpensnestBeast and I just watched 'Smoke', a series on (I think) Apple TV about an arson investigator and a police detective who have a couple of arsonists to chase.
Taron Egerton is really, really good in it.
*
( The rest of this post is about twenty-five years out of date! )
Taron Egerton is really, really good in it.
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( The rest of this post is about twenty-five years out of date! )
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Apr. 13th, 2026 11:23 pmpenaltywaltz posting in holmesticeName: penaltywaltz (DW username) / mousedetective (personal Tumblr) / afteriwake (fic/graphics Tumblr)
Contact email: afteriwake23@gmail.com
AO3 username: afteriwake
Treat preference: I would love treats!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic, graphics (particularly fic covers/graphics with fic or canon quotes & fanmixes)
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Sherlock BBC & Elementary for fic; any visual fandom and ACD canon for graphics as long as I can find screencaps/official art
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: For fic, I am open to any het/slash/femslash/poly romantic relationships as well as any platonic and familial relationships for Sherlock BBC except the incest ships and potentially Sherlock/John (FYI, I have not seen series 4 but I got spoiled pretty much completely when it aired, so I'm not super familiar with characters introduced in that season but I can write a decent Eurus from clips I've watched of her); for Elementary I'm not familiar with the characters after S1 except Kitty since I watched her initial arc (though I can catch up if someone wants a fic with other characters) so I prefer to write canon-divergent or QPR!Sherlock/Joan, Sherlock/Marcus. Marcus/Joan or Joan/Moriarty for shippy fic, and platonic fic with any of the following: Sherlock, Joan, Marcus, Gregson, Alfredo, Ms Hudson and Kitty. As I said, though, if you don't have enough Elementary writers I have the series to watch on DVD and I can binge it. For graphics I am completely open to any and all Holmes fandoms and ships as long as I can find screencaps or official art of the characters involved, though I will only make fanmixes for Sherlock BBC and Elementary, unless someone has a fic they would like a fanmix of (then I'm open to any Holmes fandom fic in that case, as long as it doesn't have my DNWs from what I want in a fic).
Regarding crossovers: for Sherlock BBC, I am comfortable crossing it over with Star Trek AOS (Khan Noonien Singh/Molly Hooper and Leonard McCoy/Molly Hooper for ships as well as gen stuff), Marvel Cinematic Universe (I primarily write Stephen Strange/Molly Hooper for this crossover but I also dabble in Clint Barton/Anthea and Mycroft Holmes/Natasha Romanoff, and gen stuff/other MCU ships are fine too), Cabin Pressure (I'm not super familiar with the later Cabin Pressure canon as of yet but I'm listening to it now, and I write Martin Crieff/Molly Hooper and "Martin and the Holmes siblings are related as cousins on their mother's side" fics), Doctor Who (Eleventh Doctor era focus mainly, though I can write Tenth and Twelfth Doctor & Clara era and I could try Twelve with Bill, Nine, Thirteen, Fourteen & Fifteen era as well after I binge on those eras; my primary crossover ships are Sherlock Holmes/Amy Pond and Rory Williams/Molly Hooper, plus gen stuff and other DW ships as well) and Criminal Minds (I stopped watching Criminal Minds around the time Emily came back from the "dead" but I can write all the main BAU characters who were on before that point except Jason Gideon and Elle Greenaway; I can also write Sherlock Holmes/Emily Prentiss as a specific crossover ship). For Elementary I would feel comfortable potentially crossing it over with Castle (no specific crossover ships but I do write Castle/Beckett as my main ship in my Castle fic) and possibly CSI: NY (I stopped watching regularly in S4 of CSI: NY but I do have access to all the seasons and can probably write post-series CSI: NY fic with the characters I'm familiar with since CSI: NY ended just about the time Elementary began, I believe). I also am adept at crossing over Sherlock BBC and Elementary together, and my preferred ships for that crossover are Sally/Joan and BBC!Lestrade/Joan primarily, though I'm open to trying others (if there's anyone that wants this particular crossover I may have questions about exactly how they'd like the shows combined before I consider writing it, so please don't give me anyone with only that specific crossover requested).
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Post-Reichenbach (more for Sherlock BBC than Elementary at this stage); Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences (both Sherlock BBC and Elementary); 2) non-explicit sexual content (both Sherlock BBC slash/femslash ships and Elementary); 3) explicit sexual content (Sherlock BBC het ships); 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes (both Sherlock BBC and Elementary)
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: For Sherlock BBC ships, I am comfortable writing bondage & BDSM with ships involving Irene Adler for both het and femslash; I am willing to explore it in a romantic relationship sense as well as Irene simply doing her job as a dominatrix without the relationship being explicitly romantic. I could also consider doing these kinks for other het/slash/femslash BBC Sherlock ships, but honestly it would be on a case-by-case basis so I only want to explore it in ships not involving Irene if there's a matching issue where I can be used as a last resort for those kinks.
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Contact email: afteriwake23@gmail.com
AO3 username: afteriwake
Treat preference: I would love treats!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic, graphics (particularly fic covers/graphics with fic or canon quotes & fanmixes)
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Sherlock BBC & Elementary for fic; any visual fandom and ACD canon for graphics as long as I can find screencaps/official art
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: For fic, I am open to any het/slash/femslash/poly romantic relationships as well as any platonic and familial relationships for Sherlock BBC except the incest ships and potentially Sherlock/John (FYI, I have not seen series 4 but I got spoiled pretty much completely when it aired, so I'm not super familiar with characters introduced in that season but I can write a decent Eurus from clips I've watched of her); for Elementary I'm not familiar with the characters after S1 except Kitty since I watched her initial arc (though I can catch up if someone wants a fic with other characters) so I prefer to write canon-divergent or QPR!Sherlock/Joan, Sherlock/Marcus. Marcus/Joan or Joan/Moriarty for shippy fic, and platonic fic with any of the following: Sherlock, Joan, Marcus, Gregson, Alfredo, Ms Hudson and Kitty. As I said, though, if you don't have enough Elementary writers I have the series to watch on DVD and I can binge it. For graphics I am completely open to any and all Holmes fandoms and ships as long as I can find screencaps or official art of the characters involved, though I will only make fanmixes for Sherlock BBC and Elementary, unless someone has a fic they would like a fanmix of (then I'm open to any Holmes fandom fic in that case, as long as it doesn't have my DNWs from what I want in a fic).
Regarding crossovers: for Sherlock BBC, I am comfortable crossing it over with Star Trek AOS (Khan Noonien Singh/Molly Hooper and Leonard McCoy/Molly Hooper for ships as well as gen stuff), Marvel Cinematic Universe (I primarily write Stephen Strange/Molly Hooper for this crossover but I also dabble in Clint Barton/Anthea and Mycroft Holmes/Natasha Romanoff, and gen stuff/other MCU ships are fine too), Cabin Pressure (I'm not super familiar with the later Cabin Pressure canon as of yet but I'm listening to it now, and I write Martin Crieff/Molly Hooper and "Martin and the Holmes siblings are related as cousins on their mother's side" fics), Doctor Who (Eleventh Doctor era focus mainly, though I can write Tenth and Twelfth Doctor & Clara era and I could try Twelve with Bill, Nine, Thirteen, Fourteen & Fifteen era as well after I binge on those eras; my primary crossover ships are Sherlock Holmes/Amy Pond and Rory Williams/Molly Hooper, plus gen stuff and other DW ships as well) and Criminal Minds (I stopped watching Criminal Minds around the time Emily came back from the "dead" but I can write all the main BAU characters who were on before that point except Jason Gideon and Elle Greenaway; I can also write Sherlock Holmes/Emily Prentiss as a specific crossover ship). For Elementary I would feel comfortable potentially crossing it over with Castle (no specific crossover ships but I do write Castle/Beckett as my main ship in my Castle fic) and possibly CSI: NY (I stopped watching regularly in S4 of CSI: NY but I do have access to all the seasons and can probably write post-series CSI: NY fic with the characters I'm familiar with since CSI: NY ended just about the time Elementary began, I believe). I also am adept at crossing over Sherlock BBC and Elementary together, and my preferred ships for that crossover are Sally/Joan and BBC!Lestrade/Joan primarily, though I'm open to trying others (if there's anyone that wants this particular crossover I may have questions about exactly how they'd like the shows combined before I consider writing it, so please don't give me anyone with only that specific crossover requested).
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Post-Reichenbach (more for Sherlock BBC than Elementary at this stage); Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences (both Sherlock BBC and Elementary); 2) non-explicit sexual content (both Sherlock BBC slash/femslash ships and Elementary); 3) explicit sexual content (Sherlock BBC het ships); 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes (both Sherlock BBC and Elementary)
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: For Sherlock BBC ships, I am comfortable writing bondage & BDSM with ships involving Irene Adler for both het and femslash; I am willing to explore it in a romantic relationship sense as well as Irene simply doing her job as a dominatrix without the relationship being explicitly romantic. I could also consider doing these kinks for other het/slash/femslash BBC Sherlock ships, but honestly it would be on a case-by-case basis so I only want to explore it in ships not involving Irene if there's a matching issue where I can be used as a last resort for those kinks.
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Late Bird by Angela Narciso Torres
Apr. 14th, 2026 12:42 amconulyCount me among the noon risers who stumble,
dazed and bad-haired, from the nest midday,
pecking the crazed dirt for half-torn moth,
pear’s white core, severed worm. I’ve never
been one to trill at chink of dawn, to hop,
skip, chirrup before full sun. I’m better
at picking over crumbs, stitching a quilt
from what’s left, remaindered, given up
for gone. Better at betting the careless
will miss the best. Count me among
the nightbirds who sip starlight, a guitar’s
fading strains. Find me where moondust
swirls in streetlamp glow and stray dogs sleep.
What clings to the bone is most sweet.
***********
Link
dazed and bad-haired, from the nest midday,
pecking the crazed dirt for half-torn moth,
pear’s white core, severed worm. I’ve never
been one to trill at chink of dawn, to hop,
skip, chirrup before full sun. I’m better
at picking over crumbs, stitching a quilt
from what’s left, remaindered, given up
for gone. Better at betting the careless
will miss the best. Count me among
the nightbirds who sip starlight, a guitar’s
fading strains. Find me where moondust
swirls in streetlamp glow and stray dogs sleep.
What clings to the bone is most sweet.
Link
Don’t go placing phony calls….
Apr. 13th, 2026 10:23 pmiwantthatcoat posting in holmestice Iwantthatcoat:
Contact email: imkatherinealtimeter@gmail.com
AO3 username: Iwantthatcoat
Treat preference: You betcha!
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:: Books: Doyle - Canon; A Study in Emerald, Warlock Holmes, Study in Honor, Beekeeper’s Picnic, Watson’s Sketchbook; TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; Sherlock BBC; Livanov/Solomin Russian Holmes; Petrenko/Panin New Russian Holmes; Rathbone Films; Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Sherlock Hound, Young Sherlock Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations, Sherlock & Co podcast, Fawx and Stallion podcast, Baker Street 2033 podcast, Baker Towers,, kinda up for anything if I can consume the content in time!
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes & Watson, add Mariana here in whatever way you’d like (threesome is fine!) for Pod, Sherlock & Mycroft, & with minor characters, probably open to anything, actually
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: dubcon; non-con/rape; domestic abuse; alcohol/drug abuse; incest; self-harm; suicide; character death; child abuse
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon, Mysterious Letter; Beekeeper’s Picnic, Watson’s Sketchbook,Warlock Holmes; TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; Sherlock BBC; Livanov/Solomin Russian Holmes; Petrenko/Panin New Russian Holmes; Rathbone Films; Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Sherlock Hound, Young Sherlock; Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations, Sherlock & Co podcast, Fawx and Stallion podcast, Baker Street 2033 podcast, Baker Towers.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: I like H/W H&W the most but I am good with anything you feel like putting together for Sh&Co (I lovvvvvve Victor and would love to see him come back) and any & pairing in other universes. I am dying for Victor to be in the Young Sherlock universe!
I like stuff in the following categories:Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence;
With any of the following ratings:1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: whatever you feel makes the story work for you as a writer, but keep in mind I do not do well with a lot of graphic descriptions of needles and blood and slashing. I especially like confessions of unusual kinks and partners embracing them fully.
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: Happy to see a Reichenbach interpretation of Sh&Co. I do not like amnesia fics or misunderstanding tropes, or anything where people are not believed/gaslighting. Historical fiction is great, but please no Nazis. No DV or any abuse between any main characters but can be in the story elsewhere. I love retirement in any universe that doesn’t have retirement yet. Really, just make it creative and different from a typical episode and expand on the existing dynamic and I will be thrilled. Also, anything involving a continuation or reinterpretation of one of my fics in *any* format is always amazing!
Special requests: nope
Contact email: imkatherinealtimeter@gmail.com
AO3 username: Iwantthatcoat
Treat preference: You betcha!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, short animation, musicIn one or more of the following parts of fandom:: Books: Doyle - Canon; A Study in Emerald, Warlock Holmes, Study in Honor, Beekeeper’s Picnic, Watson’s Sketchbook; TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; Sherlock BBC; Livanov/Solomin Russian Holmes; Petrenko/Panin New Russian Holmes; Rathbone Films; Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Sherlock Hound, Young Sherlock Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations, Sherlock & Co podcast, Fawx and Stallion podcast, Baker Street 2033 podcast, Baker Towers,, kinda up for anything if I can consume the content in time!
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes & Watson, add Mariana here in whatever way you’d like (threesome is fine!) for Pod, Sherlock & Mycroft, & with minor characters, probably open to anything, actually
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: dubcon; non-con/rape; domestic abuse; alcohol/drug abuse; incest; self-harm; suicide; character death; child abuse
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon, Mysterious Letter; Beekeeper’s Picnic, Watson’s Sketchbook,Warlock Holmes; TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; Sherlock BBC; Livanov/Solomin Russian Holmes; Petrenko/Panin New Russian Holmes; Rathbone Films; Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Sherlock Hound, Young Sherlock; Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations, Sherlock & Co podcast, Fawx and Stallion podcast, Baker Street 2033 podcast, Baker Towers.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: I like H/W H&W the most but I am good with anything you feel like putting together for Sh&Co (I lovvvvvve Victor and would love to see him come back) and any & pairing in other universes. I am dying for Victor to be in the Young Sherlock universe!
I like stuff in the following categories:Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence;
With any of the following ratings:1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: whatever you feel makes the story work for you as a writer, but keep in mind I do not do well with a lot of graphic descriptions of needles and blood and slashing. I especially like confessions of unusual kinks and partners embracing them fully.
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: Happy to see a Reichenbach interpretation of Sh&Co. I do not like amnesia fics or misunderstanding tropes, or anything where people are not believed/gaslighting. Historical fiction is great, but please no Nazis. No DV or any abuse between any main characters but can be in the story elsewhere. I love retirement in any universe that doesn’t have retirement yet. Really, just make it creative and different from a typical episode and expand on the existing dynamic and I will be thrilled. Also, anything involving a continuation or reinterpretation of one of my fics in *any* format is always amazing!
Special requests: nope
Watson, I have made a blunder! Nearly missed signups!
Apr. 13th, 2026 08:22 pmseptemberbells posting in holmesticeName: septemberbells
Contact email: [sending to mods]
AO3 username:![[archiveofourown.org profile]](https://p2.dreamwidth.org/b164c54b26e4/-/archiveofourown.org/favicon.ico)
septemberbells
Treat preference: I love and am opting into treats!
Squeaking in basically copy/pasting my signup from last time, but I'm still the same me! <3
I will create: A fanwork of the following type(s): fic, podfic music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon; TV/Film:Granada TV Show.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes & Watson, Holmes/Watson.
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Case Fic; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: non/con rape (not between requested pairing) bdsm, child abuse (not by Holmes or Watson).
I want to receive: A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, podfic, music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Canon, The Curious Case of Miss Violet Stone (2003) by Poppy Z. Brite and David Ferguson; TV/Film: Granada TV Show
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes & Watson!
I really want Holmes & Watson to be both there and strongly present, but I enjoy stuff where clients have a significant role in the story (not paired with either of them, unless it's both), and I also adore the sibling relationship between the Holmes brothers if you want to dig into that! And I love Mrs. Hudson and her boys!
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Whump with a happy ending; Angst with a happy ending; Post-Reichenbach (Reichenbach trauma!!); Hurt/Comfort; AU Specifically in Previous Time Settings (Medieval AU, Rennaisance AU, Greek AU, etc.) or in canon time setting but with fantasy/horror elements (wings, tentacles, angels and demons!); Established Relationship; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: bloodplay, torture, domestic abuse (I don't want it between the requested pairing, but it can be part of backstory/happen to a client), suicide child abuse (I don't want it done by members of the requested pairing, but it can be part of backstory/happen to a client/be something that they disrupt.)
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:
Likes
General Likes Identities: Aromantic and Asexual Characters, Disabled Characters, Genderbent and non-genderbent trans and nonbinary characters, Jewish and Muslim Characters, Characters with intentional cultural backgrounds (canonical or non-canonical) Relationship types: Best Friends, Queerplatonic Relationships, F/F, M/M, Character/Character's Self, Friends to lovers, Friends with benefits (especially without romance, with strong friendship), Human and animal friendly interactions or familial/adoption, Polyamory Tropes/Genres: Case fic, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Magical Realism, Fantasy, Blood, Characters with traumatic history, Period-typical homophobia towards and/or challenged by requested characters, Period-typical misogyny towards and/or challenged by requested characters, Angst with a happy ending Assorted: Animals (Horses, Cats), Hobbies and Skills (Foraging, Sewing, Writing, Dancing), Soft (cuddles, hugs, hand-holding, forehead kisses, hand and wrist kisses, cheek touches, kisses on the lips t), Ensemble Casts, Worldbuilding, Magic, Medieval or Ancient Setting Change AU
Smut/Kink likes: Nonsexual kink, sex and kink where the kink activity and the sex activity are not necessarily connected (e.g. character A is fingering character B, and also serving them tea while tied up, but the fingering isn't about the tea or the being tied up), sensory experiences and descriptions, senses that are visceral and vivid, accessibility in smut, transgender and nonbinary characters (fine with whatever words characters want to use for parts here), anorgasmia, smut with a focus outside of attraction and arousal, smut examining sensory experiences, smut for pain relief, other simultaneous activities, or character and relationship study reasons, Asexual smut! Aro smut! Aroace smut!
Art likes: I love art!! Detailed or intriguing backgrounds and colors, landscapes, watercolor, pen and ink, pencil sketches, pastel colors, earth tones, art that communicates what you want it to when viewed in grayscale, shading, realistic style, soft poses (hugs, holding hands, etc), cool/fun and/or meaningful/symbolic clothing, Jewish garments (kippah, doily head covering, tallit, tichel, tznius dress), Hijabi and Niqabi dress, Flowy hair, dresses, and skirts, characters dancing, disability aids/accessibility tech, pride flags and pride flag palettes, plants, flowers, herbs, and trees! Podfic Likes: Podfics that make me feel like you're reading me a story, rather than that I'm listening to a polished audiobook, I do also love polished audiobook style podfics, especially ones with music, cold reads and minimal editing, if you sing out any lyrics that are used out in the story that's so cool to me!
Fanvid Likes: period-typical music, passages from text/scenes from show, slow scenes and movements, trains, Holmes, Watson.
Music Likes: I love stringed instruments (I'm a cellist and I adore that Holmes is a violinist, I also adore the lower tone of viola and the magic of the harp, the deep voice of the bass); a cappella; classical, operatic, musical theatre, and folk musics; low-editing on recordings; if allowed by the exchange I also love filk of stuff that's old enough to be in public domain (especially murder ballads, I'm a huge fan of The Twa Sisters, False Sir John/May Colven, The Greenwood Side)
Books: Doyle - Canon:
Oh my gosh I love ACD Holmes and Watson a lot, and I'm currently in the midst of canon review/reread. I love the short stories especially, and would love any gifts you want to create for me. I especially love aroace Holmes, but I love him with Watson in whatever capacity you want to write! Best Friends, Queerplatonic Relationships, Platonic Life Partners, Undefined Relationships and/or Aspec Characters very welcome! I really love aroace Holmes, and a Watson who has a mutually devoted friendship/third thing with him, whether or not Watson is also aspec!
Some of my favorite stories are: A Scandal in Bohemia, The Copper Beeches, and The Adventure of the Dying Detective ("Quick, man, if you love me!"), The Adventure of Silver Blaze. Please don't feel at all limited by this list if something else speaks to you, I adore having parts of canon I've missed the potential significance of pointed out to me and I love treading both familiar and less-familiar ground in reading!
Other fandom specific likes: Reichenbach trauma, Watson having chronic pain, Holmes with new chronic illness post-Reichenbach, Everyone lives whump, Horses, Historical Details, Holmes and Watson's Mutual Devotion, Autistic Interpretations of Holmes and Watson,
TV/Film: Granada TV Show
I adore Granada Holmes! Some of my favorite episodes are: A Scandal in Bohemia, Solitary Cyclist, The Empty House, Silver Blaze, Devil's Foot, Case of the Eligible Bachelor, Illustrious Client, and Dying Detective. (Truly I love the entire show please do not feel limited by this list).
Best Friends, Queerplatonic Relationships, Platonic Life Partners, Undefined Relationships and/or Aspec Characters very welcome! I really love aroace Holmes, and a Watson who has a mutually devoted friendship/third thing with him! I also love aspec Watson, and aspec Mycroft if you want to explore that! I love Mrs. Hudson and how she looks after her boys. I love when they look after her!
Other fandom specific likes: Put that man in blankets, Schlimazel / Wet Cat Holmes, Reichenbach trauma, Watson having chronic pain, Holmes with new chronic illness post-Reichenbach, Everyone lives whump, Horses, Historical Costume, Historical Details, Holmes and Watson's Mutual Devotion, how Jeremy Brett loves the horses and pets them, the friendship between Holmes and Wtson is really strong, in a compelling, platonic and tender way. aro enjoyment!!, Watson and Mrs. Hudson & Holmes all love and accept each other so wonderfully, and kind of have a found family vibe going on, Jeremy Brett is super expressive. his face is like. theater all on its own. and then also on top of that the different ways his hair and dress are done like. so good. the way they are expressions of his mood/state are just incredible. in a lot of ways he's a very embodied character, the period costume and set design are AMAZING. just utterly gorgeous, the stories feel like very faithful adaptations, canes in the show, chronic illness and disability, holmes (and his actor) have such strong autistic vibes i just. so good, when the social commentary is spot on!
Do Not Wants:
Fandom specific DNW: Works ending while Holmes is “dead” after Final Problem (okay to feature it as long as Holmes and Watson are reunited by the ending), Holmes having sex with women that he consents to (unless genderbent to femslash), Holmes and Watson breaking off their friendship/hating
septemberbells Contact email: [sending to mods]
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Treat preference: I love and am opting into treats!
Squeaking in basically copy/pasting my signup from last time, but I'm still the same me! <3
I will create: A fanwork of the following type(s): fic, podfic music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon; TV/Film:Granada TV Show.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes & Watson, Holmes/Watson.
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Case Fic; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: non/con rape (not between requested pairing) bdsm, child abuse (not by Holmes or Watson).
I want to receive: A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, podfic, music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Canon, The Curious Case of Miss Violet Stone (2003) by Poppy Z. Brite and David Ferguson; TV/Film: Granada TV Show
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes & Watson!
I really want Holmes & Watson to be both there and strongly present, but I enjoy stuff where clients have a significant role in the story (not paired with either of them, unless it's both), and I also adore the sibling relationship between the Holmes brothers if you want to dig into that! And I love Mrs. Hudson and her boys!
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Whump with a happy ending; Angst with a happy ending; Post-Reichenbach (Reichenbach trauma!!); Hurt/Comfort; AU Specifically in Previous Time Settings (Medieval AU, Rennaisance AU, Greek AU, etc.) or in canon time setting but with fantasy/horror elements (wings, tentacles, angels and demons!); Established Relationship; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: bloodplay, torture, domestic abuse (I don't want it between the requested pairing, but it can be part of backstory/happen to a client), suicide child abuse (I don't want it done by members of the requested pairing, but it can be part of backstory/happen to a client/be something that they disrupt.)
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:
Likes
General Likes Identities: Aromantic and Asexual Characters, Disabled Characters, Genderbent and non-genderbent trans and nonbinary characters, Jewish and Muslim Characters, Characters with intentional cultural backgrounds (canonical or non-canonical) Relationship types: Best Friends, Queerplatonic Relationships, F/F, M/M, Character/Character's Self, Friends to lovers, Friends with benefits (especially without romance, with strong friendship), Human and animal friendly interactions or familial/adoption, Polyamory Tropes/Genres: Case fic, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Magical Realism, Fantasy, Blood, Characters with traumatic history, Period-typical homophobia towards and/or challenged by requested characters, Period-typical misogyny towards and/or challenged by requested characters, Angst with a happy ending Assorted: Animals (Horses, Cats), Hobbies and Skills (Foraging, Sewing, Writing, Dancing), Soft (cuddles, hugs, hand-holding, forehead kisses, hand and wrist kisses, cheek touches, kisses on the lips t), Ensemble Casts, Worldbuilding, Magic, Medieval or Ancient Setting Change AU
Smut/Kink likes: Nonsexual kink, sex and kink where the kink activity and the sex activity are not necessarily connected (e.g. character A is fingering character B, and also serving them tea while tied up, but the fingering isn't about the tea or the being tied up), sensory experiences and descriptions, senses that are visceral and vivid, accessibility in smut, transgender and nonbinary characters (fine with whatever words characters want to use for parts here), anorgasmia, smut with a focus outside of attraction and arousal, smut examining sensory experiences, smut for pain relief, other simultaneous activities, or character and relationship study reasons, Asexual smut! Aro smut! Aroace smut!
Art likes: I love art!! Detailed or intriguing backgrounds and colors, landscapes, watercolor, pen and ink, pencil sketches, pastel colors, earth tones, art that communicates what you want it to when viewed in grayscale, shading, realistic style, soft poses (hugs, holding hands, etc), cool/fun and/or meaningful/symbolic clothing, Jewish garments (kippah, doily head covering, tallit, tichel, tznius dress), Hijabi and Niqabi dress, Flowy hair, dresses, and skirts, characters dancing, disability aids/accessibility tech, pride flags and pride flag palettes, plants, flowers, herbs, and trees! Podfic Likes: Podfics that make me feel like you're reading me a story, rather than that I'm listening to a polished audiobook, I do also love polished audiobook style podfics, especially ones with music, cold reads and minimal editing, if you sing out any lyrics that are used out in the story that's so cool to me!
Fanvid Likes: period-typical music, passages from text/scenes from show, slow scenes and movements, trains, Holmes, Watson.
Music Likes: I love stringed instruments (I'm a cellist and I adore that Holmes is a violinist, I also adore the lower tone of viola and the magic of the harp, the deep voice of the bass); a cappella; classical, operatic, musical theatre, and folk musics; low-editing on recordings; if allowed by the exchange I also love filk of stuff that's old enough to be in public domain (especially murder ballads, I'm a huge fan of The Twa Sisters, False Sir John/May Colven, The Greenwood Side)
Books: Doyle - Canon:
Oh my gosh I love ACD Holmes and Watson a lot, and I'm currently in the midst of canon review/reread. I love the short stories especially, and would love any gifts you want to create for me. I especially love aroace Holmes, but I love him with Watson in whatever capacity you want to write! Best Friends, Queerplatonic Relationships, Platonic Life Partners, Undefined Relationships and/or Aspec Characters very welcome! I really love aroace Holmes, and a Watson who has a mutually devoted friendship/third thing with him, whether or not Watson is also aspec!
Some of my favorite stories are: A Scandal in Bohemia, The Copper Beeches, and The Adventure of the Dying Detective ("Quick, man, if you love me!"), The Adventure of Silver Blaze. Please don't feel at all limited by this list if something else speaks to you, I adore having parts of canon I've missed the potential significance of pointed out to me and I love treading both familiar and less-familiar ground in reading!
Other fandom specific likes: Reichenbach trauma, Watson having chronic pain, Holmes with new chronic illness post-Reichenbach, Everyone lives whump, Horses, Historical Details, Holmes and Watson's Mutual Devotion, Autistic Interpretations of Holmes and Watson,
TV/Film: Granada TV Show
I adore Granada Holmes! Some of my favorite episodes are: A Scandal in Bohemia, Solitary Cyclist, The Empty House, Silver Blaze, Devil's Foot, Case of the Eligible Bachelor, Illustrious Client, and Dying Detective. (Truly I love the entire show please do not feel limited by this list).
Best Friends, Queerplatonic Relationships, Platonic Life Partners, Undefined Relationships and/or Aspec Characters very welcome! I really love aroace Holmes, and a Watson who has a mutually devoted friendship/third thing with him! I also love aspec Watson, and aspec Mycroft if you want to explore that! I love Mrs. Hudson and how she looks after her boys. I love when they look after her!
Other fandom specific likes: Put that man in blankets, Schlimazel / Wet Cat Holmes, Reichenbach trauma, Watson having chronic pain, Holmes with new chronic illness post-Reichenbach, Everyone lives whump, Horses, Historical Costume, Historical Details, Holmes and Watson's Mutual Devotion, how Jeremy Brett loves the horses and pets them, the friendship between Holmes and Wtson is really strong, in a compelling, platonic and tender way. aro enjoyment!!, Watson and Mrs. Hudson & Holmes all love and accept each other so wonderfully, and kind of have a found family vibe going on, Jeremy Brett is super expressive. his face is like. theater all on its own. and then also on top of that the different ways his hair and dress are done like. so good. the way they are expressions of his mood/state are just incredible. in a lot of ways he's a very embodied character, the period costume and set design are AMAZING. just utterly gorgeous, the stories feel like very faithful adaptations, canes in the show, chronic illness and disability, holmes (and his actor) have such strong autistic vibes i just. so good, when the social commentary is spot on!
Do Not Wants:
Fandom specific DNW: Works ending while Holmes is “dead” after Final Problem (okay to feature it as long as Holmes and Watson are reunited by the ending), Holmes having sex with women that he consents to (unless genderbent to femslash), Holmes and Watson breaking off their friendship/hating
General DNW: Generative AI, verbal, physical, or emotional abuse between requested pairing, bigotry expressed as an unchecked truth through the work, Permanent death of requested characters and ships (temporary death fine), positive portrayals of fascism, sitcom style second hand embarrassment, psychiatric hospital or institution setting, sad and hopeless endings, villain romance, whitewashing characters of color, magical cure of disability or illness (assistive coping techniques or devices okay), High School AU, Harry Potter AU or references to Harry Potter, omegaverse, spiders, career change AU, evil portrayal of requested characters, unrequested crossovers (including historical characters (non-politicians) as clients or background characters fine), animated or moving art, animation in videos, genderbent to het (genderbent to femslash welcome), therapy, works focused on Christianity (Christian prayer, going to church, Christian religious beliefs, Christian religious practices) and/or Christian holidays (Christmas, Easter, Boxing Day, Epiphany, Advent) (one-line mentions of time of year/brief window dressing of secular decorations okay).
Smut/Kink DNW: Noncon between requested pairing unless made to do it. Incest. Humiliation and Degradation. ABDL. Omegaverse. Emetophilia, Piss, and Scat. Forced to Penetrate. Fisting With Descriptions of Internal Anatomy ("Han fisted Leia, and hit her cervix.") Hole Training. Ignored Safeword (Unless part of CNC and person has actual way to end scene). Inflation. Sounding. Hate sex.
Thank you for creating for me 💚 I am delighted about gifts and I love treats in all mediums if you are dropping me a treat.
Holmestice Signup
Apr. 13th, 2026 10:11 pmholmes_depot666 posting in holmesticeName: Adair or Holmes_Depot666
Contact email: JLLekowski@gmail.com
Treat preference: Yes Please.
A fanwork of the following type(s): Traditional art done with alcohol ink markers
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon TV/Film:Granada TV Show Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations, Watson's Sketchbook, Fawx and Stallion
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Fluff; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: Light bondage
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, graphics, podfic, music. I'll be happy with just about anything as far as that goes.
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:feel free to add to or delete any of the following Books: ACD Canon TV/Film:Granada TV Show Comics/radio/other: Fawx and Stallion: Bert Coules radio dramatizations.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage
With any of the following ratings: delete any that do NOT apply 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content;
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: light bondage
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: portray the boys however you like, cuddling, fucking, I'm really not picky on that front. Just make them super duper gay.
Special requests: Things like angst and humor are a little out of my wheelhouse right now.Maybe next year but I'm not really confident with that yet.
Contact email: JLLekowski@gmail.com
Treat preference: Yes Please.
A fanwork of the following type(s): Traditional art done with alcohol ink markers
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon TV/Film:Granada TV Show Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations, Watson's Sketchbook, Fawx and Stallion
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Fluff; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: Light bondage
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, graphics, podfic, music. I'll be happy with just about anything as far as that goes.
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:feel free to add to or delete any of the following Books: ACD Canon TV/Film:Granada TV Show Comics/radio/other: Fawx and Stallion: Bert Coules radio dramatizations.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage
With any of the following ratings: delete any that do NOT apply 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content;
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: light bondage
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: portray the boys however you like, cuddling, fucking, I'm really not picky on that front. Just make them super duper gay.
Special requests: Things like angst and humor are a little out of my wheelhouse right now.Maybe next year but I'm not really confident with that yet.
Art in the blood, taking strange forms....
Apr. 13th, 2026 10:07 pmvulgarweed posting in holmesticeName: Vulgarweed
Contact email: You got it already
AO3 username: Vulgarweed
Treat preference: Treats are allowed and very welcome!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Doyle - Canon; BBC Sherlock; Watson and Holmes (comics); Mycroft Holmes series (Abdul-Jabbar/Waterhouse); Affair of the Mysterious Letter (Hall); Warlock Holmes (G.S. Denning); A Night in the Lonesome October (Zelazny); Victorian Undead comics, Sherlock Holmes & the Servants of Hell (Paul Kane), The Seven-Percent Solution (Meyer), The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Townsend), Moriarty: Hound of the D'Urbervilles (Newman), Dust and Shadow (Faye), The Angel of the Crows (Addison) and likely lots of others - try me!
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes/Watson/Mary Morstan, Holmes/Watson/Most Any Third Party, for the Mycroft Holmes books, Mycroft/Cyrus Douglas, Holmes/Moriarty in some canons, femslash of underappreciated women esp in BBC
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage; Magic/Fantasy/Occult AU
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: bdsm; bloodplay; alcohol/drug abuse; threesomes; polyamory; rough sex; public sex; supernatural sex/sex magic; fetishes; body worship
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, graphics, podfic, music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:Doyle - Canon; BBC Sherlock; Ritchie films; Granada; Watson and Holmes (comics); Mycroft Holmes series (Abdul-Jabbar/Waterhouse); Affair of the Mysterious Letter (Hall); Warlock Holmes (G.S. Denning); A Night in the Lonesome October (Zelazny); The Irregulars; Sherlock & Co podcast, Victorian Undead comics, Sherlock Holmes & the Servants of Hell (Paul Kane), The Seven-Percent Solution (Meyer), The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Townsend), Moriarty: Hound of the D'Urbervilles (Newman), Dust and Shadow (Faye), The Angel of the Crows (Addison) and likely lots of others - try me!
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson (in any verse except Hall; glad to do Haas & Wyndham BFFs there); Holmes/Watson/Character of Your Choice (in any verse), Holmes/Other (if it makes sense in that canon), Mycroft/Cyrus (Jabbar), Holmes/Watson/Morstan (in any verse); Rare F/F pairings (in any verse); maybe Holmes/Moriarty
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage; Magic/Fantasy/Occult AU
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: bdsm; bloodplay; alcohol/drug abuse; threesomes; polyamory; rough sex; public sex; supernatural sex/sex magic; fetishes; body worship
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: I'm pretty flexible. I love a good casefic, but I'm equally happy with a warm PWP. Remixed canon stories in AU verses are always welcome. Character voice matters more to me more than plot really. I do love a good magical or fantasy or SF AU. I'm just happy to see these characters in a new light, doing their thing in an unexpected way. I'm always up for travel stories. Whether it's solving a weird mystery or exploring a new kink or taking care of each other in some especially them kind of way, I'm here for it. I love seeing alternate points of view and subversive views of canon.For art, anything on the themes listed above - atmospheric, sexy, funny, whatever strikes you. I love romantic settings, intimacy, costumes. Also fond of spooky. I would especially love art for any of my fics or any of the lesser-known book canons I’ve listed here - or even some I didn't, I'm an adventurous adventuress. For podfics, any of mine that you like, no restrictions. For music, surprise me!
DNW (creating or receiving): Non-con, graphic torture, graphic child or animal abuse (sexual or not), major (permanent) character death, bleak hopeless endings
Special requests: None
Contact email: You got it already
AO3 username: Vulgarweed
Treat preference: Treats are allowed and very welcome!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Doyle - Canon; BBC Sherlock; Watson and Holmes (comics); Mycroft Holmes series (Abdul-Jabbar/Waterhouse); Affair of the Mysterious Letter (Hall); Warlock Holmes (G.S. Denning); A Night in the Lonesome October (Zelazny); Victorian Undead comics, Sherlock Holmes & the Servants of Hell (Paul Kane), The Seven-Percent Solution (Meyer), The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Townsend), Moriarty: Hound of the D'Urbervilles (Newman), Dust and Shadow (Faye), The Angel of the Crows (Addison) and likely lots of others - try me!
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes/Watson/Mary Morstan, Holmes/Watson/Most Any Third Party, for the Mycroft Holmes books, Mycroft/Cyrus Douglas, Holmes/Moriarty in some canons, femslash of underappreciated women esp in BBC
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage; Magic/Fantasy/Occult AU
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: bdsm; bloodplay; alcohol/drug abuse; threesomes; polyamory; rough sex; public sex; supernatural sex/sex magic; fetishes; body worship
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, graphics, podfic, music
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:Doyle - Canon; BBC Sherlock; Ritchie films; Granada; Watson and Holmes (comics); Mycroft Holmes series (Abdul-Jabbar/Waterhouse); Affair of the Mysterious Letter (Hall); Warlock Holmes (G.S. Denning); A Night in the Lonesome October (Zelazny); The Irregulars; Sherlock & Co podcast, Victorian Undead comics, Sherlock Holmes & the Servants of Hell (Paul Kane), The Seven-Percent Solution (Meyer), The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (Townsend), Moriarty: Hound of the D'Urbervilles (Newman), Dust and Shadow (Faye), The Angel of the Crows (Addison) and likely lots of others - try me!
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson (in any verse except Hall; glad to do Haas & Wyndham BFFs there); Holmes/Watson/Character of Your Choice (in any verse), Holmes/Other (if it makes sense in that canon), Mycroft/Cyrus (Jabbar), Holmes/Watson/Morstan (in any verse); Rare F/F pairings (in any verse); maybe Holmes/Moriarty
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage; Magic/Fantasy/Occult AU
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: bdsm; bloodplay; alcohol/drug abuse; threesomes; polyamory; rough sex; public sex; supernatural sex/sex magic; fetishes; body worship
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: I'm pretty flexible. I love a good casefic, but I'm equally happy with a warm PWP. Remixed canon stories in AU verses are always welcome. Character voice matters more to me more than plot really. I do love a good magical or fantasy or SF AU. I'm just happy to see these characters in a new light, doing their thing in an unexpected way. I'm always up for travel stories. Whether it's solving a weird mystery or exploring a new kink or taking care of each other in some especially them kind of way, I'm here for it. I love seeing alternate points of view and subversive views of canon.For art, anything on the themes listed above - atmospheric, sexy, funny, whatever strikes you. I love romantic settings, intimacy, costumes. Also fond of spooky. I would especially love art for any of my fics or any of the lesser-known book canons I’ve listed here - or even some I didn't, I'm an adventurous adventuress. For podfics, any of mine that you like, no restrictions. For music, surprise me!
DNW (creating or receiving): Non-con, graphic torture, graphic child or animal abuse (sexual or not), major (permanent) character death, bleak hopeless endings
Special requests: None
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Apr. 13th, 2026 11:47 pmrandomq posting in holmesticeName: RandomQ
Contact email: tangentially.there@gmail.com
AO3 username: randomquadballpun
Treat preference: Yes, please!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Doyle - Canon; Granada TV Show; Sherlock BBC; Sherlock & co; Watson's Sketchbook
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes&Watson, Holmes/Watson/Others, general queerplatonic relationships around Holmes and/or Watson
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: none
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, podfic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Canon; Granada TV Show; Sherlock BBC; Elementary; Sherlock & co, Watson's Sketchbook
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes&Watson, Holmes/Watson/Others, general queerplatonic relationships around Holmes and/or Watson
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: none
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: I love alternative universes and crossovers, the more fantastical the better! (time travel, fantasy, science-fiction, ... all amazing). I would love a fairytale AU or a story where different versions of Holmes and Watson get to interact.
I also very much feel like reading more trans/gender-non-conforming versions of Holmes and Watson, no matter the adaptation. Same goes for aro/ace relationships or some kind of queer platonic relationship around (but not limited to) Holmes and Watson.
And at last, I would also very much enjoy something about Watson and Holmes travelling abroad, be it for the Final Problem (or Post-Reichenbach) or just for a case/honeymoon/retirement. Exploring new places through fiction, familiar characters and maybe a crime to investigate.
Special requests: none
Contact email: tangentially.there@gmail.com
AO3 username: randomquadballpun
Treat preference: Yes, please!
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Doyle - Canon; Granada TV Show; Sherlock BBC; Sherlock & co; Watson's Sketchbook
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes&Watson, Holmes/Watson/Others, general queerplatonic relationships around Holmes and/or Watson
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: none
I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, podfic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Canon; Granada TV Show; Sherlock BBC; Elementary; Sherlock & co, Watson's Sketchbook
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes&Watson, Holmes/Watson/Others, general queerplatonic relationships around Holmes and/or Watson
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: none
Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: I love alternative universes and crossovers, the more fantastical the better! (time travel, fantasy, science-fiction, ... all amazing). I would love a fairytale AU or a story where different versions of Holmes and Watson get to interact.
I also very much feel like reading more trans/gender-non-conforming versions of Holmes and Watson, no matter the adaptation. Same goes for aro/ace relationships or some kind of queer platonic relationship around (but not limited to) Holmes and Watson.
And at last, I would also very much enjoy something about Watson and Holmes travelling abroad, be it for the Final Problem (or Post-Reichenbach) or just for a case/honeymoon/retirement. Exploring new places through fiction, familiar characters and maybe a crime to investigate.
Special requests: none
Strength within Sorrow: minoanmiss’s Online Memorial
Apr. 13th, 2026 01:47 pmjesse_the_kI attended minoanmiss’s online memorial yesterday afternoon. It was strengthening to share our sorrow. Witnessing the depth of our online connections bolstered my resilience. The children she co-raised loved her and knew her. I’ll link to the recording when it’s public.
One mourner has worked in public health for 40 years, and made it very clear that
- minoanmiss had asymptomatic COVID which caused her death
- that wasn’t documented in the hospital record and there’s almost zero chance to change that
- many people are still dying due to COVID, which is systematically not being reported
- continuing to mask is a fundamental contribution we can make to the health of our communities
There were lovely stories and slides and recipes — a poem and a song in the cut.
Stop When You are Tired (Or Take This Stimulant!)
Apr. 13th, 2026 01:18 pmestelraca posting in holmesticeName: EstelRaca everywhere you please
Contact email: estelraca@gmail.com
AO3 username: estelraca
Treat preference: I love treats and will comment on them, it just sometimes takes me a little time (see title of this post)
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Contact email: estelraca@gmail.com
AO3 username: estelraca
Treat preference: I love treats and will comment on them, it just sometimes takes me a little time (see title of this post)
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Obstacle: Miss Marple: Fanfic: The Obstacle in the Case
Apr. 13th, 2026 02:46 pmsmallhobbit posting in fan_flashworksTitle: The Obstacle in the Case
Fandom: Miss Marple
Rating: G
Length: 375 words
Summary: Miss Marple removes an obstacle to the case - by providing a second
Fandom: Miss Marple
Rating: G
Length: 375 words
Summary: Miss Marple removes an obstacle to the case - by providing a second
Heated Rivalry: Fan Fiction: First Hurdle
Apr. 13th, 2026 07:55 amdarkjediqueen posting in fan_flashworksTitle: First Hurdle
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Fandom: Heated Rivalry
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Tags: Established Relationship, Sick Shane, Shane's Parents Find Out Early
Summary: Ilya had to take the first hurdle alone.
Word Count: 3,895
( First Hurdle )
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Fandom: Heated Rivalry
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Tags: Established Relationship, Sick Shane, Shane's Parents Find Out Early
Summary: Ilya had to take the first hurdle alone.
Word Count: 3,895
( First Hurdle )