Waaaaaait wait wait wait wait...

[breathedout]

... have I never written sex involving a strap-on??? HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED

Edit: I take it back, there are a few relevant lines, in flashback, in Chapter 12 of A hundred hours. Still, though! An unexpectedly low ratio for 13 Explicit-rated F/F stories, especially when Irene in AHH alone probably gets 40,000 words of having or narrating sex.

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[virtual_particle]

(Dreamwidth won’t post my reaction gif. OH WELL.)

[breathedout]

LOL I saw which one it was trying to be and I laughed, so: mission accomplished :-)

[virtual_particle]

Ahaha, excellent. I meant to comment on something else you wrote a few days ago, but my brain went, “Nope! Clearly the strap-on conundrum gets a reply first!”

And then after the gif failed, I forgot what I was going to reply on the other post.

All of the above is, um, completely on-brand for me. :D

[breathedout]

LOL! I mean! Obviously the strap-on conundrum was in need or urgent reply!

[greywash]

especially when Irene in AHH alone probably gets 40,000 words of having or narrating sex

the pronouncable version of your abbreviation for this story makes this statement at least 32.7% better, fyi ♥

[breathedout]

L O L I did not even think about that, and it's vunderfull

[anarfea]

Clearly you must remedy this oversight immediately.

[breathedout]

Ahahahhaa yes I am ON IT!!

[thatyourefuse]

Is this pertaining to something currently in-progress? Because I've gone and found out what your Zelda looks like and, you know, I'd be down. Especially since I already know what Kacey Rohl looks like.

[breathedout]

God IKR, Mageina Tovah is SMOKIN’.

And yes sure, let’s do it, I have .75 sex scenes left in the Marina/Zelda story and I wasn’t married to any particular choreography for the last 3/4 scene, so let’s do a strap-on bit, why not. I actually quite like that it gives me the opportunity to make the submissive partner the one doing the penetrating (... in that part of the scene), since as we all know, I’m perpetually fandom-cranky and resent the conflation of domination and penetration. DILDO-HO!!

[thatyourefuse]

I mean, I'm still super happy with mine, but yours is good.

(Ahaha I know what you mean. Please remember that I know what you mean in the event I finish writing anything that might imply otherwise! Mine is a serious old-school save-yourself-for-the-dark-lord type and her relapsing-remitting shamefuck is -- uh -- anyway, I'm approaching it it from the very canonically supported angle of "go ahead, draw a straight line from 'submissive high-femme masochist with dreadful taste in men' to 'weak,' her dreadful man would feel so validated if other people started setting themselves up for disaster via his identical mistake.")