My new therapist, doing intake: Have you ever had a period when you were in danger of harming yourself?
Me: Yes, that time we were just talking about during my first year of college.
Him: So that would have been 19? 18?
Me, GENUINELY MYSTIFIED: Are you... implying I graduated from high school the year of the Armistice with Germany?
Me: Yes, that time we were just talking about during my first year of college.
Him: So that would have been 19? 18?
Me, GENUINELY MYSTIFIED: Are you... implying I graduated from high school the year of the Armistice with Germany?